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Old As F**k Winter Socks

£10.00
★★★★★
Rated 4.9/5.0 Socks by over 2 Million+ Happy Customers

Embrace winter with attitude. These bold, unapologetically named socks deliver serious warmth and durability for those who refuse to compromise on comfort or personality.

Thick, insulating fabric keeps feet cosy through the coldest months, while quality construction ensures they'll last season after season.

Perfect for anyone who appreciates humour and functionality in equal measure. Make a statement with every step.

COLOUR
LILAC
SIZE
Sizing

Extra Small - UK 12-3 (EUR 30-36) (US 14-5)
Small - UK 4-8 (EUR: 37-42) (US 6-10)
Large - UK 9-12 (EUR 43-46) (US 10-13)
Extra Large - UK 12-14 (EU 48-50) (US 13-15)

 Fabric

50% Viscose 28% Polyester 22% Nylon

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